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Cookie Jokes 🍪 in 2024

What is Cookie Monster’s favorite band?
– OREO Speedwagon.

A friend and I have decided to open a Chinese cookie business.

– We’re going to make fortunes.

A hostess asks his guest: “How many cookies would you like?”
– “Just one will be enough, thank you.”
– “Oh, come on, you don’t have to be polite.”
– “All right, then give me a cookie you fat cow!”

Cookie Thieves
– They really take the biscuit

How do you make a baby computer cry?
– Delete his cookies!

Life is what you bake it.

An employee at the cookie factory fell into the dough mixing vat.
– It looks like he’s going to make it, but he was badly battered.

When I Was A Child Santa Gave Me Coal One Year For Christmas, So I Poisoned His Cookies And Milk
– Somehow he found out and killed my dad!

Senator: You said Facebook has cookies correct?
– Zucc: Yes Senator that is correct, Facebook does use cookies.

– Senator: Where can I get some of those cookies and how are they made?

– Zucc: I’m sorry senator I don’t know wha…

– Senator: *repeats question but LOUDER*

– Zucc: Senator I…

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
– Because he’s feeling crummy.

Life is what you bake it.

What do you call a drawing of a laughing cookie?
– A snicker-doodle

I went online looking for some new recipies for dessert.
– I clicked on accept cookies, but I’m still waiting for them to show up.

What are the most popular cookies in Asgard?
– Thoreos.

How does a German cookie greet people?
– Gluten-tag.

How does a German cookie greet people?

– Gluten-tag.

What did the martial artist say when I asked if could have all his cookies?
– He said not all of them, but I could tae kwon do.

Why did the shipwrecked pirates get to eat cakes, cookies and pies when they washed up on shore?
– It was a desserted island.

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