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Cookie Jokes 🍪 in 2024

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– I genuinely just copied and pasted this off the weight watchers website

I found an easy cookie recipe that said to put all the ingredients in one bowl and beat it.
– I’m not sure what good it did though, when I came back nothing had changed.

What do you call it when two cookies from the same sheet fall in love?
– A batch made in heaven.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
– Because he was feeling crumby.

I once opened a fortune cookie with nothing inside of it
– It was unfortunate…

Cookie monster was happy lighting Elmo’s girlfriends cake
– Until he noticed there was only 3 candles

Why did the cookie cry?
– Because his mother was a wafer so long.

What do the cookie and the computer have in common?
– They both have chips.

Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?

– Because he lost his filling.

Do you know why the cookie went to the doctor? BECAUSE HE FELT CRUMMY! AH-HAHAHA! Do you know why the cookie went back to the doctor?
– Cancer. Stage 4 cancer.

What does the gingerbread man sleep on?
– Cookie sheets.

What does Cookie Monster’s parrot say when he wants a snack?
– “Polly wanna cookie!”

Me: “Three scoops of Cookie Dough in a tub, please.”
– Vendor: “You want to spoon?”
– Me: “OK, what time do you get off?”

What do you call a smart cookie?

– Academia nut.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
– Because he’s feeling crummy.

My 3 year old daughter as a pink fairy princes
– To my wife: “I’ll make you a queen!”
– To me: “I’ll make you a cookie monster!”

The twelve days of Jokemas, day five
– Why was the cookie sad?

– His mother was a wafer so long

Why should you never make too many cookies at once?
– It’s too big of a whisk.

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