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Cookie Jokes 🍪 in 2025

Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies
– Are The Reason I Have Trust Issues !

My fortune cookie said my dreams would become reality
– Great…

– So, I’ll be in my underwear at school, late for a class I can’t find, and my teeth will fall out.

– Thanks, fortune cookie.

What do you call a metric cookie?
– A gram cracker.

What kind of cookie does a crazy professor who only uses apple products prefer?
– Macademia Nut

I found an easy cookie recipe that said to put all the ingredients in one bowl and beat it.
– I’m not sure what good it did though, when I came back nothing had changed.

Where do witches bake their cookies?
– In a coven.

Keep calm and eat cookies.

What’s a hyena’s favorite cookie?
– Snickerdoodle

What does a programmer say after reading the fortune they get from a fortune cookie?
– Embed

I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
– They smell just like burned toast

What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk?
– Chocolate chimp cookies!

Today I got an empty fortune cookie.

– It was very unfortunate.

My fortune cookie said that something positive would happen to me this week and it finally happened!!!
– Guys do you know what this coronavirus thing is?

Why do basketball players love cookies?
– Because they can dunk them!

Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips?
– Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!

Have you tried the new Wookiee cookie?
– It’s a bit chewy.

My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.

– I replied, “Sorry I’m fresh out of computer chips.”

– Now it’s asking me for a byte of cookies.

All these websites asking me to accept these cookies…
– But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!

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