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Construction jokes 🚧🛠️👷 in 2025

My construction worker friend died
– As a memorial everyone at his funeral stood around making themselves look busy

How does one construct a road at the artic pole?
– One must use snow cones!

Which bird is most ideally suited to work for a construction company?
– It most obviously is a crane!

One of our construction workers just quit because he wasn’t strong enough to do the work. He gave us his two-weak notice.

A vampire decided to use his immortality to research the best career
– He tried every type of job there was, from innovation to construction to civil service, and he landed on the job of mirror cleaner.

In his book on the subject, he said that the tai chi like motions of the arms were very relaxing, and the mirror will certainly get dirty again leading to job security.

“I’m as surprised as you are,” wrote the vampire. “It was not a job I could see myself doing.”

What do you call an erotic construction worker?
– A brick layer.

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