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Confucius jokes in 2025

Squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts

man with head on railroad track, listening for train to come, get splitting headache

man who jump through screen door, strain self

Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly

Man who sits on stool smells like shit

man with athletic finger, make broad jump

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot

girl who sit on jockey’s lap get hot tip

man who sleep with old hen, find it better than pullet

Man who have clear conscience usually have bad memory, too.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

Bird in the hand is not better than two in the bush

Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders

man who sneeze without tissue take matter into own hands

man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor

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