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Confucius jokes in 2025

man who eat pussy, do lip service

He who is stupid today is still stupid tomorrow.

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls

Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face

man who drive like hell, bound to get there

No husband ever been shot while he do dishes.

Woman who go camping must beware of evil intent

Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Man who sleep in bed of nails is holy

man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose

girl who marry detective, like to kiss dick

Steal a man’s wallet and he’ll be poor for a week. Teach hockey to his kids and he’ll be poor forever.

If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it

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