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Computer Jokes 💻 in 2025

A computer once beat me at chess,
– but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

What message does a quantum computer have when you view an image?
-“Do you want to save changes?”

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
-Nothing.

Lumberjacks are bad at fixing computers
-They only know how to log out.

I lost my computer RAM.
-I guess I will have to take a trip down memory lane to buy a new one.

What’s the best pickup line for a computer girl
-You turn my software into hardware

What kind of computer virus attacks kids
-A PDF file

Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer?
-Because he ate the mouse

What do Bad computers and Children have in common?
-They’re worth more if you sell their parts separately

How does a computer learn something new ?
-Bit by bit

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