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Computer Jokes 💻 in 2025

What message does a quantum computer have when you view an image?
-“Do you want to save changes?”

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
-Nothing.

Lumberjacks are bad at fixing computers
-They only know how to log out.

I lost my computer RAM.
-I guess I will have to take a trip down memory lane to buy a new one.

What’s the best pickup line for a computer girl
-You turn my software into hardware

What kind of computer virus attacks kids
-A PDF file

Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer?
-Because he ate the mouse

What do Bad computers and Children have in common?
-They’re worth more if you sell their parts separately

How does a computer learn something new ?
-Bit by bit

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
-Because they can’t find the motherboard

What is an alien’s favorite place on a computer?
-The space bar

Got a B in my computer programming class
-Call that a C++

My ex girlfriend was like a faulty computer
-I could turn her off. The hard part was turning her on again

Why did the computer cross the road?
-To get a byte to eat

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
-I think they just ransomware.

Do not use “beef stew” as a computer password.
-It is not stroganoff.

What happened when the computer geeks met?
– It was love at first site

What do a computer and a shark have in common?
– They both have megabites

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