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Computer Jokes 💻 in 2024

What do air conditions and computers have in common?
-They work fine until you open Windows.

How did the computer get out of the house?
-He used windows.

What did the computer do at lunchtime?
– Had a byte

I forgot to save my new book, “1000 Ways to Cure an Itch” before my computer died.
-Guess I’m starting again from scratch.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
-A machine that has a bark worse than its byte

what’s the difference between my computer and Paul walker.
-I care when my computer crashes.

What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
-You spend too much time on the web

I wonder why Microsoft has opened an office inside my computer.
-These predatory businesses are getting out of hand.

A little computer humor
-There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

I started a band called 999 megabytes…
-we still haven’t gotten a gig

What is the most commonly used computer programming language?
– Profanity.

I was drinking beer at the computer and spilled a whole can on my keyboard..
-RIP.
We had some good times..

Good thing I had another one in the fridge.

What’s a computer geek’s favorite snack?
-Microchips

I asked my mom why computers are so smart
-Mom: because they listen to their motherboards!

Sharing for my 70 yr old mother. Why are computers so smart?
-Because they listen to their motherboards.

what do you call a creepy IT teacher…
– a PDF file

What’s the best way to learn about computers?
-Bit by bit

Al Gore and a computer scientist started a band.
-The Al Gore Rhythms

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