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Computer Jokes 💻 in 2025

Why did the computer get glasses?
-To improve its websight

Why was the computer late?
-Because it had a hard drive

A man born without legs just became the first to undergo a 24-hour procedure to transfer his consciousness into a computer
-Overnight he went from just somebody to nobody.

What did the dentist say to the computer?
-This won’t hurt a byte

What do you call it when a computer does something daily
-A da-ta day routine

In 500 years when computers become sentient ai beings…
-Would they be considered nonbinary?

Where did the software developer go?
-I don’t know, he ransomware!

Why are people afraid of computers?
-They byte

Whenever I feel tired, I go over to my computer and press F5.
-It’s just so refreshing.

Why did the computer sneeze?
-It had a virus

I want to tell you a computer joke
-But you’ll have to wait a bit.

I am rebranding computers’ energy saving mode
– It’s a power nap.

How do you make a Holy Computer?
-You upgrade the hell out of it!

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to?
-The computer runs.

My boss calls me “the computer”
-Nothing to do with intelligence,
I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes

Difference between computers and woman
-Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Where do computers go to dance?
-The disk-o

What OS do Jedi run their computers on?
-The DagobahSystem.

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