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Computer Jokes 💻 in 2025

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
-Because they had a connection

What is a robot’s favorite snack?
-Computer chips

Why was the computer so angry?
– Because it had a chip on its shoulder

Where do computers keep their money?
– In a data bank

What do you call a computer superhero?
-A Screen Saver

What does an aggressive computer dinosaur do?
-An aggressive computer dinosaur goes **.rar** to assert its dominance

My computer and air conditioner have something in common.
-They both lose efficiency whenever i open the Windows.

What happens if someone throws a computer at you?
-It mega hurts…

I’ll leave now sorry

Why did the computer cross the road?
-It was programmed by the chicken

What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
-A Macintosh

Why were older computers heavier?
-Because they used a FAT file system!

I’m teaching my white blood cells math and my red blood cells computer science
-Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.

Who chases computer criminals?
-A hacker-tracker

My grandad asked me how to print on his computer…
-I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He says he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.

What do you call a competition for computers?
-A ChampionChip

How are elephants and computers similar?
-They both have large memories

How does a computer learn karate?
-With a punch card

How difficult would it be to drive a computer from Toronto to New York?
-It would be a hard drive.

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