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Computer Jokes 💻 in 2025

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
-Because they had a connection

Where do computers keep their money?
– In a data bank

What do you call a computer superhero?
-A Screen Saver

What is a robot’s favorite snack?
-Computer chips

Why was the computer so angry?
– Because it had a chip on its shoulder

I’m teaching my white blood cells math and my red blood cells computer science
-Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.

What does an aggressive computer dinosaur do?
-An aggressive computer dinosaur goes **.rar** to assert its dominance

My computer and air conditioner have something in common.
-They both lose efficiency whenever i open the Windows.

What happens if someone throws a computer at you?
-It mega hurts…

I’ll leave now sorry

Why did the computer cross the road?
-It was programmed by the chicken

What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
-A Macintosh

Why were older computers heavier?
-Because they used a FAT file system!

Where do computers go to dance?
-The disk-o

What OS do Jedi run their computers on?
-The DagobahSystem.

What are Russian computers best for?
-ComPutin.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory.
-Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Why did the cat sit on the computer?
-To keep an eye on the mouse

Why can’t a computer play tennis?
-server unavailable

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