Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Coffee jokes ☕ in 2024

How do they get coffee to the arctic?
-The Polar Espresso

How do you call it when you force someone to drink coffee?
-Manipulatte

How does a tech guy drink coffee?
– He installs Java!

How does the serial killer like his coffee?
-How he likes his women—all ground up.

Every time I drank coffee I would get this sharp pain in my eye
-… I’ve started taking the spoon out now.

What did the barista’s Valentine say?
-I can’t espresso my love for you.

Did you hear about the Starbucks no-mask deal?
-Mask-less customers who buy a Grande hot coffee today…Will get a free Venti later

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic. Sanka What did the doctor say when a baby was born holding a Starbucks latte?
-“Its a white girl.”

Did you hear about the cow that gave birth?
– It was de-calf-inated.

My waiter just spilled coffee all over me.
-I know it was just an accident, but I’m still bitter.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?
-Because he’s an idiot.

What type of food do you get when you cross a duck with a mole?
-Quackamole.

When I drink coffee I can’t sleep.
Really? I have the exact opposite.
– Wow, seriously?

Yes, when I sleep I can’t drink coffee.

How are men like coffee?
-The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.

To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot.
– I don’t know how you sleep at night

Why do I not like hot drinks?
– It’s just not my cup of tea.

My husband died after falling into a giant vat of coffee at work.
-He didn’t suffer, it was instant.

I have found that I have been happier since I switched from coffee to orange juice.
-My Dr. explained that it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it’s the vodka.

Follow us on Facebook