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Coffee jokes ☕ in 2025

Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
– Because they know how to espresso themselves.

How did the hipster burn his tongue?
-He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Drinking too much espresso
– can cause a latte problems.

What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?
– Break fluid

Did you know that coffee spelled backward is Eeffoc
-and I don’t give EEFFOC until I’ve had my first cup!

New word: Procaffeinating (n).
– the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had your coffee.

An ISS astronaut says to his colleague, “I can’t find any milk for my coffee.”
– His friend replies, “In space no one can. Here, use cream.”

I like my coffee like how I like my slaves
-Free

How are coffee beans like kids?
-They’re always getting grounded!

What did the caffeine addict name his cats?
– Cream and Sugar.

Where do Russians buy their coffee?
-Tsarbucks

There are two types of people in this world:
-People who love Starbucks and liars.

What’s that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?
-Everyone I ask can’t remember either.

The worst cases of the coronavirus are from coffee lovers.
– They couldn’t stop caffeine

A yawn is
– just a silent scream for coffee.

A man says to his waiter, ‘Excuse me sir, this coffee is cold’
-The waiter replies, ‘Thanks for telling me. I’ll make a note on the bill. Iced coffee is one Euro more’.

I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself…
-I really need to wash some mugs.

What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
– Mugging!

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