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Coffee jokes ☕ in 2025

Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
– Because they know how to espresso themselves.

How did the hipster burn his tongue?
-He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Drinking too much espresso
– can cause a latte problems.

What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?
– Break fluid

Did you know that coffee spelled backward is Eeffoc
-and I don’t give EEFFOC until I’ve had my first cup!

What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee?
-What’s Sumatra with you?

I like my education just like my hot coffee.
-No ICE.

Starbucks or Victoria Secrets?
-…..Who charges more per cup?

What’s the best Beatles song?
-Latte Be!

How does a coffee lover hit on a woman?
– I’ve been thinking about you a latte.

Black, and made by my wife.
-HE-BRUISED IT!!

What happened when a faucet, a tomato, and some lettuce ran a race together?
-The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Soup of the day:
– Coffee.

I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup on top of my car.
-Now everyone waves at me

What do you call a snail aboard a ship?
-A snailor.

Why shouldn’t you discuss coffee in polite company?
– It can make for a strong and heated debate.

Two days ago I was trying to make a coffee in the morning but had no water. Instead of water I used RedBull to make my coffee…
-long story short, when I got to work realized I forgot my car

‘Ever notice that when you serve someone a cold cup of coffee,
– it makes them boiling mad?

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