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Coding jokes 👨‍💻 in 2025

Thou shalt not fix abort conditions.
– Your user has a better chance of winning state lottery than getting the same abort again.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
– Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
– A: Because, they don’t C#

Since MIT is giving free access to their courses online, I shall study Computer science web programming with Python and Java
as I thought it would be so cool to have a large snake round my neck as I drink coffee.

Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for ‘still doesn’t work.

If God had intended Man to program, we would be born with serial I/O ports.

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