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Coding jokes 👨‍💻 in 2025

“Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”
– “No…”
– “Inheritance.”

If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and crash once a year.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, ‘I know, I’ll use threads’ – and then two they hav erpoblesms.

As a stats major I’m ashamed to say I’ve never done any programming
– But I still excel in my field!

Why did Johnny fail his programming class?
– His mom kept telling him to do his homework, “No ifs, ands, or buts!”

The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.

– The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results.

– The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.

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