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Coding jokes 👨‍💻 in 2025

Have you heard they are developing an Object Oriented version of COBOL?
– It’s called…Bruce

How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
– Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
– None–It is a hardware problem.

Why was the programming language afraid when it entered the arena?
– It had enumerable foes.

Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day.
– Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.

Thou shalt not document.
– Documentation only comes in handy for making future modifications. You made the software perfect the first time, it will never need modifications.

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