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Coding jokes 👨‍💻 in 2025

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

What do cats and programmers have in common?

– When either one is unusually happy and excited, an appropriate question would be, “did you find a bug?”

A plastic surgeon applies for a programming position
– Because he heard they needed back end development.

APL is a write-only language.

– In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

– C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to.

– With C you can shoot yourself in the leg. With C++ you can reuse the bullet.

– A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.

– PL/I is for programmers who can’t decide whether to write in COBOL or Fortran.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
– “You’re still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!”

Friends: “What are you doing tonight? We’re all going clubbing”
– Me: “Building another stream of income”

Don’t anger a programming wizard.
– They’ll curse you, and every time you remove it, they’ll just recurse.

“When I wrote this code, only me and God knew how it works. Now only God knows…”

Thou shalt not restrict users.
– Don’t do any editing, let the user input anything, anywhere, anytime. That is being very user friendly.

A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat.
– An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
– those who understand binary, those who don’t.

What’s a Pirate’s favorite programming language?
– Python.

– It’s really readable and flexible, and has great scientific packages, so most people are pretty fond of it.

Software developers like to solve problems.
– If there are no problems available, they will create their own problems.

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

What is the most used language in programming?

– Profanity.

Master/slave terminology was recently removed from the python programming language so as not to offend anyone.
– Looks like PC’s finally won.

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