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Coding jokes 👨‍💻 in 2025

How did the programmer die in the shower?

– He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Here’s a short programming joke: !false
– It’s funny because it’s **true**. I hope that makes you laugh a *bit*.

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?
– Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incadescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only “This page intentionally left blank”.

All programmers are playwright, and all computers are lousy actors.

Java is the most misogynistic programming language in existence
– It thinks women are objects

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you’re also the murderer

Thou shalt not hurry.
– Only the cute and the mighty should get the program by deadline.

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”

– To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

Algorithm- word used by programmers when they don’t want to explain what they did.

Once you stop doing functional programming…
– You never return

The Programmers’ Cheer
– Shift to the left, shift to the right!
– Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!

Don’t get sucked in by comments–only debug code.

One hundred little bugs in the code
– One hundred little bugs.
– Fix a bug, link the fix in,
– One hundred little bugs in the code.

My girlfriend told me I care more about my programming job than about her.
– I told her she is the #1 thing I care about.

Im thinking about studying computer programming next year…
– So i can C# in 2020

The programmer to his son: “Here, I brought you a new basketball.”
– “Thank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?”

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?
– Just one, provided there’s a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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