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Coding jokes 👨‍💻 in 2025

There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
– those who understand binary, those who don’t.

What’s a Pirate’s favorite programming language?
– Python.

– It’s really readable and flexible, and has great scientific packages, so most people are pretty fond of it.

Software developers like to solve problems.
– If there are no problems available, they will create their own problems.

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

What is the most used language in programming?

– Profanity.

Master/slave terminology was recently removed from the python programming language so as not to offend anyone.
– Looks like PC’s finally won.

The most important thing in the programming language is the name.
– A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
– One, to generate a “ChangeLightBulb” event to the socket.

A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat.
– An hour later, he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.

Programming joke
– Roses are Red
– Violets are Blue

– Unexpected Indent

– In line 22

“A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.”

Thou shalt not optimize.
– Your users are very thankful to get the information, they don’t worry about speed and efficiency.

“Knock, knock.”
– “Who’s there?”
– very long pause….
– “Java.”

In Canadian hexadecimal, why is 6 afraid of 7?
– Because 7 8 9 A?

2 interviewers are interviewing a candidate for a programming job.
– Interviewer 1: Well are you ready for some DP now?

– Candidate: Stands up and begins to pull down pants.

– Interviewer 2: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

– Candidate: You asked if I was ready for Double Penetration.(DP)

– Both Interviewers: We meant Dynamic Programming!!!

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
– Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

The determined programmer can write a COBOL program in any language.

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