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Coding jokes 👨‍💻 in 2025

Friends: “What are you doing tonight? We’re all going clubbing”
– Me: “Building another stream of income”

Don’t anger a programming wizard.
– They’ll curse you, and every time you remove it, they’ll just recurse.

“When I wrote this code, only me and God knew how it works. Now only God knows…”

Thou shalt not restrict users.
– Don’t do any editing, let the user input anything, anywhere, anytime. That is being very user friendly.

A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat.
– An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
– those who understand binary, those who don’t.

What’s a Pirate’s favorite programming language?
– Python.

– It’s really readable and flexible, and has great scientific packages, so most people are pretty fond of it.

Software developers like to solve problems.
– If there are no problems available, they will create their own problems.

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

What is the most used language in programming?

– Profanity.

Master/slave terminology was recently removed from the python programming language so as not to offend anyone.
– Looks like PC’s finally won.

The most important thing in the programming language is the name.
– A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
– One, to generate a “ChangeLightBulb” event to the socket.

A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat.
– An hour later, he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.

Programming joke
– Roses are Red
– Violets are Blue

– Unexpected Indent

– In line 22

“A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.”

Thou shalt not optimize.
– Your users are very thankful to get the information, they don’t worry about speed and efficiency.

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