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Clown Jokes 🤡 in 2025

What do you do if you’re ever attacked by a gang of clowns???
-Go for the juggler!!!

What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?
-The same middle name.

What do you call a clown that saves money by being homeless?
-.Penny wise

What do you call a phobia of a clown wielding a chainsaw running straight at you?
-Common sense

What are clown suits made from?
– Polyjester.

My friend swears he loves horror movies involving clowns
-I’m not certain, but I think he means It.

What is the name of the city ruled by clowns?
-Honk-honk

When a clown retires…
-They leave some big shoes to fill.

Why did the clown go to the doctor?
-Because he was feeling funny!

A clown and a little kid were walking hand in hand down a dark deserted forest path and the little kid says “Gosh, it’s spooky in here!”
-And the clown says “What are you scared about? I gotta walk back all alone!”

My mom got a clown for my birthday
-but it ended up being my sister🤡

What happened when the lion ate the clown?
-He felt funny!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
– But have you heard about his father who was Joking.

Last night my wife asked me if I wanted to dress up as a clown, hide in the drains and scare her
-but I didn’t really feel like It.

A man goes to the doctor because he has a clown growing off his neck.
– The doctor tells him, “Don’t worry, it’s nothing serious.”

Most cutting thing you can say is “Who’s this clown?”
-because it implies they’re:
a) a clown and
b) not even one of the better-known clowns.

How do you get a clown off a swing set?
-Hit him in the face with an axe.

My uncle opened a clown themed restaurant.
-It didn’t do very well though, customers kept saying the food tasted funny.

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