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Clown Jokes 🤡 in 2025

I’m a clown…
-And everyone nose.

What do a clown and someone who snores have in common?
-Honk Shoe…. Honk Shoe….. Honk Shoe….

Why did the clown cross the road?
-To get his rubber chicken.

My father who comes from a long line of clowns just retired and wants me to continue the family legacy.
-I’ve got some big shoes to fill

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
– Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck.

How big is a clown’s hard drive?
-50 Gigglebytes.

My friend asked me, “What kind of adult diapers do they sell for Pennywise the Clown?”
– It depends.

Why was the clown sad
-He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone

Two cannibals captured and killed a clown.
-They decided to make a laughing stock out of him.

A little boy and a clown are walking through the woods at 3 am…
-The little boy says, “Golly! It sure is dark and scary out here!”
“You think you’re scared,” says the clown. “I’m the one who has to walk home all alone…”

For my girlfriend’s birthday I got her a dwarfish clown who told jokes…
-It wasn’t a great gift, but she appreciated the jester.

If you ever find yourself being attacked by a gang of clowns…
– You should go straight for the juggler.

An 8 year old girl went to work with her father on ‘Take your kid to work day’
-As they where walking around the office the young girl started to cry. Her father asked what was wrong. As a crowd gathered around her she sobbed ”Daddy where are all the clowns you said you worked with?”

I’m inviting everyone reading this, to join me in a session to think about Stephen King’s iconic shape-shifting clown.
– Come to think of it.

What did the egg say to the clown?
-You crack me up.

What does a clown living in a sewer and a person working in technical support have in common?
-They both are from IT

Why did the shark spit out the clown?
– Because he tasted funny!

A clown at the circus gave me some free popcorn.
-That was a very kind jester.

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