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Clown Jokes 🤡 in 2025

I’m a clown…
-And everyone nose.

What do a clown and someone who snores have in common?
-Honk Shoe…. Honk Shoe….. Honk Shoe….

Why did the clown cross the road?
-To get his rubber chicken.

Dude, that scary clown followed us to Wales.
-Welsh It.

You’re walking through the woods late at night, and come across a group of killer clowns. What’s the best move to keep yourself alive?
-Go for the juggler.

The best insult ever is, “Who is this clown?”
-Because…
#1 – You are calling them a clown.
#2 – You are saying they are not even a well-known clown.

My friend asked me if I believe in killer clowns
-I replied, “No doubt about IT”

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal
-Does he taste funny to you?

Did you ever hear about the unfunny clown?
-He tried ten times to make the audience laugh, but no pun in ten did.

What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?
-This tastes a little funny.

Why did the clown not show up to work?
-He was feeling a little bit funny.

Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
– One turns to the other and says, “I think we got this joke wrong.”

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop
-Not a lot of people that I know of gets this joke, can you?

What did sideshow Bob work as after he got fired from being a clown?
-A bartender

I ate a clown fish yesterday.
– It tasted funny.

Been think of opening a clown brothel,
– As a Dad of long standing, I’m happy to have seized the opportunity to yell “Don’t try anything funny!”

why dont cannibals eat clowns
-because they taste funny

I painted half of my face like a clown today and went for a drive.
-I’m not sure everyone saw the funny side.

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