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Clown Jokes 🤡 in 2025

I’m a clown…
-And everyone nose.

What do a clown and someone who snores have in common?
-Honk Shoe…. Honk Shoe….. Honk Shoe….

Why did the clown cross the road?
-To get his rubber chicken.

Did you hear they invented an automatic pen and paper for clowns?
-The joke writes itself

A clown and another guy are walking through the forest at night.
– The guy says to the clown “Man, this forest is really creepy at night”. The clown says “No kidding, and I have to walk all the way back by myself.”

What’s the worst part about playing tag with a clown?
-When the clown is it.

I saw a clown with suit and case running into an allyway
-I think there was some funny business going on there.

If you go to clown school is your education a joke…
-Or are you juggling with your future?

What clown has killed more children than “It”?
-Ronald McDonald.

I’m starting a clown shoe store.
– It’s no small feat

It must suck having the world’s best clown as your Dad.
-You would have such big shoes to fill.

“Look Dad! The clowns are leaving the circus to go get food!”
-“Son how many times do I have to tell you? Those are called *Senators* leaving the *Capitol*”

A clown goes crazy and starts murdering everybody with a cast-iron skillet.
-Don’t get the joke? It’s deadpan humor.

“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”
– joker

Dude, that scary clown followed us to Wales.
-Welsh It.

You’re walking through the woods late at night, and come across a group of killer clowns. What’s the best move to keep yourself alive?
-Go for the juggler.

The best insult ever is, “Who is this clown?”
-Because…
#1 – You are calling them a clown.
#2 – You are saying they are not even a well-known clown.

My friend asked me if I believe in killer clowns
-I replied, “No doubt about IT”

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