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Clock jokes 🕓 in 2025

What do you call a clock that’s always lying? A “tick-ster.”

Why did the clock get a job as a teacher? It wanted to “clock” in some teaching hours.

Why did the clock become a musician? It wanted to “chime” in.

What do you call a clock that’s always laughing? A “tickled” clock.

What do you call a clock with a cold? A “tick-choo” clock.

What do you call a clock that’s always on the phone? A “tick-talk” clock.

Why did the clock go on a diet? It wanted to lose some “second” pounds.

How do you make a clock feel patriotic? You give it a “star-spangled” face.

Why did the clock go to the principal’s office? It had too many ticks.

How do you make a clock feel loved? You give it a “tick-hug.”

Why did the clock become a detective? It wanted to “clock” some clues.

Why did the clock go to the gym? It wanted to work on its “time”ing.

Why did the clock go to the mechanic? It needed a “tune-up.”

How do you make a clock smarter? You give it some “time” to think.

What do you call a clock that’s always afraid? A “tick-toc-toc-phobic.”

What time is it when an elephant sits on your clock? Time to get a new clock.

What do you call a clock that’s always in a hurry? A “tick-toc-tic-toc-tic-toc.”

How do you make a clock feel luxurious? You give it a “gold-plated” face.

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