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Clock jokes 🕓 in 2025

Why was the clock jealous of the calendar? It had more dates.

What do you call a clock that’s always working? A “never-ending” clock.

What do you call a clock that’s always crying? A “tick-tear.”

How do you make a clock feel adventurous? You take it “out of time.”

Why was the clock hungry? It was always snacking on “second-hand” food.

How do you make a clock feel important? You give it a “grandfather” clock.

What do you call a clock that’s always lying? A “tick-ster.”

Why did the clock get a job as a teacher? It wanted to “clock” in some teaching hours.

Why did the clock become a musician? It wanted to “chime” in.

What do you call a clock that’s always laughing? A “tickled” clock.

What do you call a clock with a cold? A “tick-choo” clock.

What do you call a clock that’s always on the phone? A “tick-talk” clock.

Why did the clock go on a diet? It wanted to lose some “second” pounds.

How do you make a clock feel patriotic? You give it a “star-spangled” face.

Why did the clock go to the principal’s office? It had too many ticks.

How do you make a clock feel loved? You give it a “tick-hug.”

Why did the clock become a detective? It wanted to “clock” some clues.

Why did the clock go to the gym? It wanted to work on its “time”ing.

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