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Clock jokes 🕓 in 2025

What do you call a clock that’s always happy? A “tickled-pink” clock.

Why did the clock go to the ocean? It wanted to hear the “wave-lengths” of time.

Why did the clock go to the doctor? It had a second hand.

Why did the clock go to the therapist? It had a “tick-tock” obsession.

What do you call a clock that’s always interrupting? A “tick-off” clock.

Why did the clock get into a fight? It had a second to spare.

What do you call a clock that’s always running late? A “never on time” clock.

Why did the clock break up with its girlfriend? She was always “watching” other clocks.

How do you make a clock feel friendly? You give it a “smiling” face.

How do you know if a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

How do you make a clock feel adventurous? You take it on a “time-travel” journey.

Why did the clock go to the beach? It wanted to work on its “tanning” time.

How do you make a clock mad? You waste its time.

Why did the clock go to the optometrist? It had a “second” pair of eyes.

How do you make a clock feel powerful? You give it a “time” machine.

What do you call a clock that’s always working out? A “fitness” clock.

What do you call a clock on wheels? A “tick-tock truck.”

What do you call a clock that’s always cold? A “tick-cicle.”

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