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Clean jokes in 2025

What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?
-They’re both red except for the green one.

How do you clean a chicken?
– An egg wash!

Why don’t ants ever get sick?
-Because they have little anty bodies.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
-Because the “P” is silent!

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
-Re-Morse code.

Why did they stop doing tests at the zoo?
-Because it was full of cheetahs!

What did the nose say to the finger?
-Quit picking on me!

Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
-They’re making headlines.

Where does Batman go to the bathroom?
-The batroom.

Why didn’t the duck pay for the lip balm?
-He wanted to put it on his bill.

couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger.
-Then it hit me.

Why don’t koalas count as bears?
-They don’t have the right koalafications.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
-Same middle name.

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