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Clean jokes in 2025

I saw a wino eating grapes.
-I told him, you gotta wait.

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
-This tastes a little funny.

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
-I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?
-They’re both red except for the green one.

How do you clean a chicken?
– An egg wash!

Why don’t ants ever get sick?
-Because they have little anty bodies.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
-Because the “P” is silent!

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
-Re-Morse code.

Why did they stop doing tests at the zoo?
-Because it was full of cheetahs!

What did the nose say to the finger?
-Quit picking on me!

Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
-They’re making headlines.

Where does Batman go to the bathroom?
-The batroom.

Why didn’t the duck pay for the lip balm?
-He wanted to put it on his bill.

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