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What falls in winter but never gets hurt
-The snow!

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How do you learn to be a trash collector?
-Just pick it up as you go along.

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Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
-They both got 6 months.

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
-Because they make up everything!

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What is an astronaut’s favourite part on a computer?
-The space bar.

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When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
-When the punchline is a parent.

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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar
-“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

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Which bird has the worst manners?
-Mocking birds.

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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw blood.

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What’s green, has six legs, and if it drops out of a tree onto you will kill you?
-A pool table.

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Why did the picture go to prison?
-Because it was framed!

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How does a farmer mend his overalls?
-With cabbage patches

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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
-That’s just how I roll.

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Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counsellor?
-It needed help figuring out its problems.

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Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
-The lettuce was “ahead” but the tomato was trying to “catch up.”

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What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?
-Patty!

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
-He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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That’s just how I roll.
-An egg wash!

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