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Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2025

What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing?
– Santa’s shadow!

What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
– Truth or deer.

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
– Their days are numbered!

What is an elf’s favorite sport?
– North-pole vaulting.

Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
– Because the present’s beneath them.

Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
– Because he went down in history.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
– “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?
– It must have reindeer.

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
– Rude-olph

How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
– Fleece Navidad!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
– Santa Jaws!

What is Santa’s favorite pizza?
– One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even!

Are you Christmas?
– ‘Cause I wanna merry you!

How do you know when Santa’s around?
– You can always sense his presents.

How does a snowman lose weight?
– He waits for the weather to get warmer!

Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?
– Because every single buck is dear to him!

To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.

What do all the female reindeer do when Santa takes the males out to guide his sleigh?
– They go into town and blow more than a few bucks.

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