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Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2025

What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
– St. O’Claus!

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
– Cross-mouse cards!

How do chickens dance at a Christmas party?
– Chick to chick.

What do you call a blind reindeer?
– I have no eye deer.

What do a train set and boobs have in common?
– They were both made for kids but dads can’t help playing with them.

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?
– Wrap!

How do snowmen get around?
– They ride an icicle!

In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
– EVERY year!

What do fish sing during the holidays?
– Christmas corals.

How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
– No Brussels.

Why did Santa send his daughter to college?
– To keep her off the North Pole.

What do you call a scary looking reindeer?
– A cari-boo.

What should you give your parents at Christmas?
– A list of what you want.

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
– They’re into all the wrapping.

When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?
– Sandy Claus

Wanna see the North Pole? …
– At least that’s what Mrs. Claus calls it.

Where does Santa keep all his money?
– At the local snow bank.

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