Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2025

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa was smart enough to stop at three hos.

What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?
– He gives them the sack!

What kind of photos do elves take?
– Elfies!

What’s the difference between Santa and a knight?
– One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.

What’s the difference between a Christmas tree and a man?
– A Christmas tree will stay up for 12 nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on.

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
– You get tinsel-it is.

What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?
– This one’s gonna sleigh you!

What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
– The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
– He pulled a cracker!

Did you know that Santa’s not allowed to go down chimneys this year?
– It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.

Why was the snowman smiling?
– He could see the snowblower coming down the street.

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
– Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
– Elephanta Claus.

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
– Nothing. It was on the house!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
– Crisp Kringle.

Why does Santa land on the roof?
– Because he likes it on top.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
– Tinsil-itis!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
– Claus-trophobia!