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Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2025

Why did Frosty ask for a divorce?
– His wife was a total flake.

Why are Comet, Cupid, and Donner, and always wet?
– Because they are rain deer.

Why is Santa so damn jolly?
– Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
– Twerky!

Why does Santa work at the North Pole?
– Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
– Ice caps!

What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing?
– Santa’s shadow!

What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
– Truth or deer.

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
– Their days are numbered!

What is an elf’s favorite sport?
– North-pole vaulting.

Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
– Because the present’s beneath them.

Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
– Because he went down in history.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
– “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?
– It must have reindeer.

How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
– Fleece Navidad!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
– Santa Jaws!

What is Santa’s favorite pizza?
– One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even!

Are you Christmas?
– ‘Cause I wanna merry you!

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