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Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2025

How does a snowman lose weight?
– He waits for the weather to get warmer!

Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?
– Because every single buck is dear to him!

To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.

What do all the female reindeer do when Santa takes the males out to guide his sleigh?
– They go into town and blow more than a few bucks.

How do you know when Santa’s around?
– You can always sense his presents.

What does Jack Frost like best about school?
– Snow and tell.

What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
– Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

How do you scare a snowman?
– Grab a hairdryer!

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
– A Pony sleigh station.

What does Santa do with out of shape elves?
– Sends them to an elf Farm.

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
– The letter “Y!”

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
– Because he had very low elf esteem.

What’s Santa’s favorite song by the Ramones?
– Blitzen-krieg Bop.

You know, that’s not a candy cane in my pocket… I’m just THAT happy to see you.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
– Ice Crispies.

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
– Stick with me and we’ll go places!

What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?
– It looks like rain, deer.

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
– Santa walking backwards!

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