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Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2025

Why did the Grinch rob the liquor store?
– He desperately needed some holiday spirit.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
– Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.

What did one snowman say another snowman?
– You’re cool.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
– Frostbite!

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
– He sold his soul to Santa.

Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee?
– Star-bucks!

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
– Because they were two deer!

What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
– He got 12 months.

What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat?
– Hits a gnome and runs.

What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?
– Santapplause!

Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
– Because he knows better than to try the back door.

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
– Cross-mouse cards!

What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot?
– A chill pill.

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
– He was picking his nose!

What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
– St. O’Claus!

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

How do snowmen get around?
– They ride an icicle!

How do chickens dance at a Christmas party?
– Chick to chick.

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