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Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2024

What do fish sing during the holidays?
– Christmas corals.

How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
– No Brussels.

Why did Santa send his daughter to college?
– To keep her off the North Pole.

Where does Santa keep all his money?
– At the local snow bank.

What should you give your parents at Christmas?
– A list of what you want.

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
– They’re into all the wrapping.

When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?
– Sandy Claus

Wanna see the North Pole? …
– At least that’s what Mrs. Claus calls it.

What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
– Santa Pause.

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
– Snow!

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
– Because it soot’s him.

What do three ho’s get you?
– One very jolly Santa.

What’s the absolute best Christmas present?
– A broken drum — you can’t beat it!

What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
– The One Show!

What does an elf study in school?
– The elf-abet.

What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
– Ornamints.

What do you call Santa if he also lives in the South Pole?
– Bi-Polar.

What do you call a broke Santa?
– Saint Nickel-less

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