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Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2025

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
– A Christmas Quacker!

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
– Silent Night.

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
– A cookie sheet!

What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
– Present.

Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
– Because it was Decembrrrrr!

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
– He was hooked on trees his whole life.

How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
– He uses Comet.

Why are Christmas trees better than men?
– Even the small ones give satisfaction.

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
– The Christmas alphabet has noel.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
– Santa Clues!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
– The turkey—he’s always stuffed!

What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?
– Elfis.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
– Do you smell carrots?

What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
– Crisp Pringles.

Why does St. Nick like the Temptations’ version of Silent Night best?
– Because Santa Was A Rolling Stone.

Why did the Grinch rob the liquor store?
– He desperately needed some holiday spirit.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
– Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.

What did one snowman say another snowman?
– You’re cool.

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