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Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2025

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
– A Christmas Quacker!

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
– Silent Night.

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
– A cookie sheet!

Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
– Because it was Decembrrrrr!

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
– He was hooked on trees his whole life.

How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
– He uses Comet.

Why are Christmas trees better than men?
– Even the small ones give satisfaction.

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
– The Christmas alphabet has noel.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
– Santa Clues!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
– The turkey—he’s always stuffed!

What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
– Present.

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
– The Christmas alphabet has No-el.es

What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?
– Santa CLUES!

Why did Frosty ask for a divorce?
– His wife was a total flake.

Why are Comet, Cupid, and Donner, and always wet?
– Because they are rain deer.

Why is Santa so damn jolly?
– Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
– Twerky!

Why does Santa work at the North Pole?
– Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole!

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