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Christmas jokes 🎄 in 2025

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
– A Christmas Quacker!

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
– Silent Night.

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
– A cookie sheet!

What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
– Present.

Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
– Because it was Decembrrrrr!

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
– He was hooked on trees his whole life.

How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
– He uses Comet.

Why are Christmas trees better than men?
– Even the small ones give satisfaction.

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
– The Christmas alphabet has noel.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
– Santa Clues!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
– The turkey—he’s always stuffed!

How do you know when Santa’s around?
– You can always sense his presents.

How does a snowman lose weight?
– He waits for the weather to get warmer!

Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?
– Because every single buck is dear to him!

To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.

What do all the female reindeer do when Santa takes the males out to guide his sleigh?
– They go into town and blow more than a few bucks.

What does Santa do with out of shape elves?
– Sends them to an elf Farm.

What does Jack Frost like best about school?
– Snow and tell.

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