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Choir jokes in 2024

Why did the choir singer bring a pencil on stage? To “note” the right pitch.

Why did the choir singer refuse to perform at the baseball stadium? Because they didn’t want to be a “pitch”-y singer.

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about the moon? The “lunar-harmonies.”

Why did the choir director go to the comedy club? To find some “funny” harmonies.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the morning? The “dawn-chorus.”

Why did the choir director go to the airport? To find some “flying” harmonies.

Why did the choir singer go to the salon? To get their “hair-mony” done.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the sky? The “heavenly-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings in the shower? The “soap-eratic” choir.

Why did the choir singer bring a calculator on stage? To “count” the beats.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the car? The “road-trip-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about the future? The “futuristic-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings in the desert? The “sand-chorus.”

Why did the choir director go to the book store? To find some “lyric”-al music.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the dark? The “night-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about vegetables? The “har-monies.”

Why did the choir singer bring a hammer on stage? To “nail” the right notes.

Why did the choir director go to the farmer’s market? To find some “sharp” notes.

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