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Choir jokes in 2025

What do you call a choir that only sings in the morning? The “dawn-chorus.”

Why did the choir director go to the airport? To find some “flying” harmonies.

Why did the choir singer go to the salon? To get their “hair-mony” done.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the sky? The “heavenly-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings in the shower? The “soap-eratic” choir.

Why did the choir singer bring a calculator on stage? To “count” the beats.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the car? The “road-trip-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about the future? The “futuristic-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings in the desert? The “sand-chorus.”

Why did the choir director go to the book store? To find some “lyric”-al music.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the dark? The “night-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about vegetables? The “har-monies.”

Why did the choir singer bring a hammer on stage? To “nail” the right notes.

Why did the choir director go to the farmer’s market? To find some “sharp” notes.

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about magic? The “enchanting-chorus.”

Why did the choir director go to the dollar store? To find some “cheap” music sheets.

Why did the choir singer refuse to sing with the birds? Because they were “off-key.”

What do you call a choir that only sings in the ocean? The “seaside-harmonies.”

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