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Choir jokes in 2024

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about the sun? The “solar-harmonies.”

Why did the choir director go to the fish market? To find some “tuna”-ed harmonies.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the rain? The “wet-choir.”

What do you call a choir that only sings in the airport? The “jet-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about flowers? The “petal-harmony” group.

Why did the choir singer go to the bakery? To get some “pitch”-ers of cookies.

Why did the choir director go to the car dealership? To get a “car-pool” to their performance.

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about robots? The “mechanical-harmonies.”

What’s a choir’s favorite kind of cookie? Harmon-y shortbread!

Why did the choir director go to the garden? To find some “natural” harmonies.

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about love? The “heartfelt-harmonies.”

Why did the choir singer bring a map on stage? To find their “way” to the right note.

What do you call a choir that only sings in outer space? The “cosmic-chorus.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about the ocean? The “sea-phonies.”

Why did the choir singer bring a pencil on stage? To “note” the right pitch.

Why did the choir singer refuse to perform at the baseball stadium? Because they didn’t want to be a “pitch”-y singer.

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about the moon? The “lunar-harmonies.”

Why did the choir director go to the comedy club? To find some “funny” harmonies.

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