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Choir jokes in 2024

What’s a choir’s favorite kind of cookie? Harmon-y shortbread!

Why did the choir director go to the garden? To find some “natural” harmonies.

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about love? The “heartfelt-harmonies.”

Why did the choir singer bring a map on stage? To find their “way” to the right note.

What do you call a choir that only sings in outer space? The “cosmic-chorus.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about the ocean? The “sea-phonies.”

Why did the choir singer bring a pencil on stage? To “note” the right pitch.

Why did the choir singer refuse to perform at the baseball stadium? Because they didn’t want to be a “pitch”-y singer.

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about the moon? The “lunar-harmonies.”

Why did the choir director go to the comedy club? To find some “funny” harmonies.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the morning? The “dawn-chorus.”

Why did the choir director go to the airport? To find some “flying” harmonies.

Why did the choir singer go to the salon? To get their “hair-mony” done.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the sky? The “heavenly-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings in the shower? The “soap-eratic” choir.

Why did the choir singer bring a calculator on stage? To “count” the beats.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the car? The “road-trip-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about the future? The “futuristic-harmonies.”

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