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Choir jokes in 2025

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about insects? The “beetle-juice” choir.

Why did the choir singer bring a fan on stage? To “cool” down their voice.

Why did the choir director go to the paint store? To get some “chromatic” colors.

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about the future? The “futuristic-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about pasta? The “spaghetti-chorus.”

Why did the choir director go to the zoo? To get some “roar”-ing harmonies.

Why did the choir members wear sunglasses during their performance? Because they wanted to “shade” their voices.

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about dogs? The “canine-chorus.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about the sun? The “solar-harmonies.”

Why did the choir director go to the fish market? To find some “tuna”-ed harmonies.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the rain? The “wet-choir.”

What do you call a choir that only sings in the airport? The “jet-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about flowers? The “petal-harmony” group.

Why did the choir singer go to the bakery? To get some “pitch”-ers of cookies.

Why did the choir director go to the car dealership? To get a “car-pool” to their performance.

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about robots? The “mechanical-harmonies.”

What’s a choir’s favorite kind of cookie? Harmon-y shortbread!

Why did the choir director go to the garden? To find some “natural” harmonies.

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