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Choir jokes in 2025

What do you call a choir that only sings in the desert? The “sand-chorus.”

Why did the choir director go to the book store? To find some “lyric”-al music.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the dark? The “night-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about vegetables? The “har-monies.”

Why did the choir singer bring a hammer on stage? To “nail” the right notes.

Why did the choir director go to the farmer’s market? To find some “sharp” notes.

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about magic? The “enchanting-chorus.”

Why did the choir director go to the dollar store? To find some “cheap” music sheets.

Why did the choir singer refuse to sing with the birds? Because they were “off-key.”

What do you call a choir that only sings in the ocean? The “seaside-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about the circus? The “big-top-choir.”

Why did the choir singer bring a tuning fork on stage? To find the right “tone.”

What do you call a choir that only sings songs about the jungle? The “wild-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings in caves? The “echo-harmonies.”

Why did the choir director go to the toy store? To find some “playful” harmonies.

What do you call a choir that only sings in the haunted house? The “spooky-harmonies.”

What do you call a choir that only sings on boats? The “navy-glee” club.

Why did the choir director go to the optometrist? To get a better “sight-singing.”

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