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Chocolate jokes ๐Ÿซ in 2025

What does it do before it rains candy?
– It sprinkles!

What do you call an avalanche of marshmallows, nuts, and chocolate?
– A rocky road!

What did the truffle and the chocolate bar do when the latest Chocolat movie came out!
– They went to choc it out!

My missus hates it when I put her chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers.
– It gets her Snickers in a Twix.

What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?
– A PayDay.

Iโ€™m chocolate to my appointment!

Which candy bar always gets picked first for the sports team?
– A Skor!

A chocolate bar got kicked out of a bar. Why?
– He was starting truffle!

Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate
– They’ll kill your dog

What is a monkeyโ€™s favorite cookie?
– Chocolate chimp.

I always have a couple of Twix up my sleeves

Which candy bar is a favorite of chocolate thieves?
– A Take 5!

Some candy bars went to a chocolate milk bar โ€“ they got cocoa-lly i-nib-riated!

Why do women love chocolate?
– Because it’s the only time ‘rich’ and ‘dark’ are used to describe the same thing.

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had his ear bitten off.

What do parrots say when they see a candy bar?
– Cao-cao! Cao-cao!

What do you do with a rotten candy bar?
– You chuck-o-late it out!

What is Hitler’s favorite chocolate?
– Fuhrerro Rocher

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