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Chocolate jokes ๐Ÿซ in 2025

Why wouldnโ€™t the chocolate truffle answer anyoneโ€™s calls?
– He was desfondant!

When it comes to stealing chocolate bars…
– I have a couple twix up my sleeve

Why did the chocolate bar go to the dentist?
– He had a chip in his tooth.

Why did the chocolate-hazelnut truffle stand out in a crowd?
– He was nutty!

Which nursery rhyme do candy bars sing to their children?
– Bar bar chocolate sheep.

What does a box of chocolate and life have in common?
– They don’t last long for fat people.

Which chocolate is in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
– Babe Ruth.

The monkey that comes over at our place loves chocolate chimp.

What do you call a dancing candy bar that got sent back in time to the 1920s?
– A Charleston Chew!

How should you describe eating a mint-chocolate candy bar?
– As an enjoy-mint!

My Jewish wife was mad at me for making lame puns, so she punished me by lacing my chocolate coins with LSD.
– It was a real gelt trip.

What Christmas carol do candy bars sing?
– Almond Joy To The World.

What chocolate bar never laughs at jokes?
– Snickers โ€“ he only snickers!

How do candy bars pay for things?
– With choco-bitcoins!

Why didnโ€™t the candy bar get locked up for eating chocolate?
– It was not a cream!

Did you hear about the chocolate bar burglar?!
– The police are trying to catch him, but he’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve!

Why is a Toblerone triangular?
– So it fits in the box.

Why do candy bars make excellent lawyers?
– Because they always pass the bar exams!

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