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Chocolate jokes ๐Ÿซ in 2025

Why was the dairy milk chocolate bar confused?
– He couldnโ€™t milk up his mind!

Did you hear that archaeologists discovered an unusual ancient Egyptian tomb recently?
– The body was preserved with chocolate and nuts.
Experts believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Roche!

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasnโ€™t that funny. So I just snickered.

That was really dairy of you to throw a chocolate bar at me in the street.

Which is the clumsiest candy bar?
– A Butterfinger!

Why did the boy cry?
– Because he wanted sโ€™more chocolate!

New machine at the gym
There is a new machine at the gym. It’s truly awesome! I almost puked after an hour, it really has it all.
– Cookies, chocolate bars, chips, sodas.

What fruit loves chocolate?
– A cocoa-nut.

Which is a chocoholicsโ€™ favorite kind of party?
– One thatโ€™s choco-lit!

What do chocolate bars book when they go away for a weekend?
– A hotel sweet!

What did the candy bar say to his date?

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A chocolate ba-a-a-a

I opened a Mars bar once.
– I discovered martians love gin.

Why did the chocolate bar get kicked out of the sports team?
– He was always playing Twix on the others!

What did the candy bar write in his Valentineโ€™s day card?
– I love you dairy-ly!

An Affair
– I recently had an affair with a jar of chocolate spread ….. If you see my wife, you better Nutella

What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?
– Decad-ant

You can only drink hot chocolate all year long if you are cocoa-nuts.

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