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Chocolate jokes ๐Ÿซ in 2025

What do you get when you enrobe a sheep in chocolate?
– A candy baaaaa-r!

Why did the woman eat the box of chocolates?
– Because it was After Eight!

Why was the chocolate bar always grumpy?
– He was ill temper-ed!

I always go shoplifting for chocolate bars using slight of hand.
– I certainly have a few Twix up my sleeve

Double choc everything.

Why was the chocolate Easter egg sad?
– He was hollow inside!

Why did the candy bar get cold?
– Because he wasnโ€™t wearing a sweeter!

Egyptian joke
– A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
– A Kitty Kat bar.

These days, shoes are called snickers.

What happens when you mistake a candy bar for a potato?
– You find an Idaho Spud!

What do you get when you cross a cow and a chocolate bar?
– A cow-cow!

I grew up in a rough part of town…
– The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.

Knock, knock!
– Whoโ€™s there?
– Candy boy.
– Candy boy who?
– Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?

Why didnโ€™t the cow produce any chocolate milk?
– Because he was moo-dy!

What do you call a man who hunts chocolate bars?
– A Bounty hunter!

Why did the chocolate bar blush?
– Because he was bar-e!

Chocolate mousse isn’t my cup of tea…
– I find it off pudding.

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