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Chocolate jokes ๐Ÿซ in 2025

I just found out that Archeologist were recently digging in the Pyramids of Egypt and found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
– Experts on site identified the mummy as Pharaoh Roche.

Choc it up to experience.

What type of cookies do they eat in the Galaxy?
– Chocolate Chewbacca cookies!

What do you call a candy bar that attends peaceful protests?
– Mahatma Candy!

(Real news) In Florida, a truck filled with $120,000-worth of chocolate was stolen.
– Police warn the thieves could be armed and PMSing.

What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
– A candy baaa.

Talking is frowned at in the local chocolate factory, so I only wispa when I get there.

Where do candy bars hang out on a plane?
– At the Sky Bar!

Why did the dark chocolate truffle give everyone the cold shoulder?
– He thought he was bitter than everyone!

I saw a baby in a carriage holding a chocolate bar.
– It’s mother wasn’t around. So i took it, tore it open and ate it, right in front of the chocolate bar.

Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty?
– They had a Babe Ruth.

What do you get when you enrobe a sheep in chocolate?
– A candy baaaaa-r!

Why did the woman eat the box of chocolates?
– Because it was After Eight!

Why was the chocolate bar always grumpy?
– He was ill temper-ed!

I always go shoplifting for chocolate bars using slight of hand.
– I certainly have a few Twix up my sleeve

Double choc everything.

Why was the chocolate Easter egg sad?
– He was hollow inside!

Why did the candy bar get cold?
– Because he wasnโ€™t wearing a sweeter!

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