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Chocolate jokes ๐Ÿซ in 2025

Egyptian joke
– A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
– A Kitty Kat bar.

These days, shoes are called snickers.

What happens when you mistake a candy bar for a potato?
– You find an Idaho Spud!

What do you get when you cross a cow and a chocolate bar?
– A cow-cow!

I grew up in a rough part of town…
– The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.

Knock, knock!
– Whoโ€™s there?
– Candy boy.
– Candy boy who?
– Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?

Why didnโ€™t the cow produce any chocolate milk?
– Because he was moo-dy!

What do you call a man who hunts chocolate bars?
– A Bounty hunter!

Why did the chocolate bar blush?
– Because he was bar-e!

Chocolate mousse isn’t my cup of tea…
– I find it off pudding.

What kind of candy is never on time?
– ChocoLATE.

Here you bar.

What is brown and not made of chocolate?
– A cocoa-not!

What do candy bars look for on online dating sites?
– A deeper confection!

Chinese magican
Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate?
– I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?
– Diabetes.

Donโ€™t fight with me over chocolate because I am not someone to be truffled with!

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