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Chocolate jokes ๐Ÿซ in 2025

I saw a baby in a carriage holding a chocolate bar.
โ€“ Itโ€™s mother wasnโ€™t around. So i took it, tore it open and ate it, right in front of the chocolate bar.

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Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty?
โ€“ They had a Babe Ruth.

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What do you get when you enrobe a sheep in chocolate?
โ€“ A candy baaaaa-r!

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Why did the woman eat the box of chocolates?
โ€“ Because it was After Eight!

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Why was the chocolate bar always grumpy?
โ€“ He was ill temper-ed!

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I always go shoplifting for chocolate bars using slight of hand.
โ€“ I certainly have a few Twix up my sleeve

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Double choc everything.

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Why was the chocolate Easter egg sad?
โ€“ He was hollow inside!

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Why did the candy bar get cold?
โ€“ Because he wasnโ€™t wearing a sweeter!

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Egyptian joke
โ€“ A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

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What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
โ€“ A Kitty Kat bar.

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These days, shoes are called snickers.

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What happens when you mistake a candy bar for a potato?
โ€“ You find an Idaho Spud!

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What do you get when you cross a cow and a chocolate bar?
โ€“ A cow-cow!

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I grew up in a rough part of townโ€ฆ
โ€“ The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.

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Knock, knock!
โ€“ Whoโ€™s there?
โ€“ Candy boy.
โ€“ Candy boy who?
โ€“ Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?

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Why didnโ€™t the cow produce any chocolate milk?
โ€“ Because he was moo-dy!

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What do you call a man who hunts chocolate bars?
โ€“ A Bounty hunter!

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