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Chocolate jokes ๐Ÿซ in 2025

Why did the chocolate bar get kicked out of the sports team?
– He was always playing Twix on the others!

What did the candy bar write in his Valentineโ€™s day card?
– I love you dairy-ly!

An Affair
– I recently had an affair with a jar of chocolate spread ….. If you see my wife, you better Nutella

What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?
– Decad-ant

You can only drink hot chocolate all year long if you are cocoa-nuts.

Why was the candy bar confused?
– Because she was a Her-She-y bar!

What do candy bars need to write to get a degree?
– A dessert-ation!

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?
– 10….one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Everyone always says that chocolate is like crack, so one day I actually tried it to find out for myself.
– I still prefer crack.

There are two types of people in this world:
– People who love chocolate and liars.

What happened when the chocolate bar stuck his finger in the plug?
– He became a shock-o-late bar!

Orange-you going to invite me in?

Life is like a box of chocolatesโ€ฆ
– Mostly disappointing.

What do you get when you cross a red racing car, nuts, and chocolate?
– A Ferrari Rocher!

Why do milk chocolate truffles like sky diving?
– Because theyโ€™re dairy-ing!

My friend just told me he has a chocolate lab.
– Turns out it’s a dog, not a place. Bummer

What is a French catโ€™s favorite dessert?
– Chocolate mousse.

For their dessert, most French cats like the chocolate mousse.

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