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Chocolate jokes ๐Ÿซ in 2025

Whatโ€™s the opposite of choco-late?
– Choco-early.

What do you get when you cross beer with a chocolate bar?
– A Choco-Light!

What’s the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?
– A mootation

Why did the donut visit the dentist?
– He needed a chocolate filling.

For their summer holiday, the chocolate couple rented a two-bedroom sweet.

What do you call a dancing candy bar that got sent back in time to the 1920s?
– A Charleston Chew!

How should you describe eating a mint-chocolate candy bar?
– As an enjoy-mint!

My Jewish wife was mad at me for making lame puns, so she punished me by lacing my chocolate coins with LSD.
– It was a real gelt trip.

Which chocolate is in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
– Babe Ruth.

The monkey that comes over at our place loves chocolate chimp.

How do candy bars pay for things?
– With choco-bitcoins!

Why didnโ€™t the candy bar get locked up for eating chocolate?
– It was not a cream!

Did you hear about the chocolate bar burglar?!
– The police are trying to catch him, but he’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve!

What Christmas carol do candy bars sing?
– Almond Joy To The World.

What chocolate bar never laughs at jokes?
– Snickers โ€“ he only snickers!

Why do candy bars make excellent lawyers?
– Because they always pass the bar exams!

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk?
– Diabetes

Why is a Toblerone triangular?
– So it fits in the box.

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