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Chocolate jokes ๐Ÿซ in 2025

Whatโ€™s the opposite of choco-late?
– Choco-early.

What do you get when you cross beer with a chocolate bar?
– A Choco-Light!

Why did the donut visit the dentist?
– He needed a chocolate filling.

For their summer holiday, the chocolate couple rented a two-bedroom sweet.

What’s the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?
– A mootation

Life is like a box of chocolatesโ€ฆ
– Mostly disappointing.

What do you get when you cross a red racing car, nuts, and chocolate?
– A Ferrari Rocher!

Why do milk chocolate truffles like sky diving?
– Because theyโ€™re dairy-ing!

My friend just told me he has a chocolate lab.
– Turns out it’s a dog, not a place. Bummer

What is a French catโ€™s favorite dessert?
– Chocolate mousse.

For their dessert, most French cats like the chocolate mousse.

What occasion do chocolate bars look forward to all month?
– PayDay!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
– Because he drank a tall hot chocolate mocha frappuccino with low-fat soy milk and cinnamon dolce sprinkles before it was cool!

I’ve started calling my girlfriend names like Custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie.
– I’m planning to desert her.

What is the opposite of Chocolate?
– Chocoearly.

Why did the candy bar cross the road?
– Because he was choco-LATE for the bus!

What do you get when you donโ€™t give your dog chocolate?
– Chocolate bark and maybe even a choco-bite!

Why wouldnโ€™t the chocolate truffle answer anyoneโ€™s calls?
– He was desfondant!

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