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Chickpea jokes in 2025

Why did the chickpea break up with its girlfriend? She was too saucy.

How do you make a chickpea sing? You give it a microphone and a hummus beat.

What did the chickpea say to the bell pepper? “Hey, bell pepper, how’s it ringin’?”

What do you call a chickpea that’s been to outer space? A “hummus-naut.”

Why did the chickpea go to the beach? It wanted to soak up some hummus.

What do you call a chickpea that’s always happy? A “hummus-bean.”

What did the chickpea say to the zucchini? “Hey, zucchini, how’s it squashin’?”

How do chickpeas apologize? They say “Falafel-ize me!”

Why did the chickpea go to the dentist? It had a “hummus-cavity.”

How do you make a chickpea feel adventurous? You take it on a hummus-filled trip.

Why did the chickpea go to school? It wanted to be a “hummus-schooler.”

What did the chickpea say to the mushroom? “Hey, mushroom, how’s it shroomin’?”

Why did the chickpea go to the psychiatrist? It had a hummus complex.

How do you make a chickpea feel stylish? You give it a hummus makeover.

What do you get when you cross a chickpea and a lentil? A “chilentil” soup.

What did the chickpea say to the cucumber? “Hey, cucumber, how’s it picklin’?”

Why did the chickpea become a chef? It wanted to create the ultimate hummus recipe.

What do you call a chickpea that’s always on the go? A “hummus-tle-bustle.”

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