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Chickpea jokes in 2024

What do you call a chickpea that’s always losing things? A “hummus finder.”

Why did the chickpea go to the art museum? It wanted to see some hummus-inspired artwork.

How do you know when a chickpea is lying? Its nose grows like a falafel.

What do you call a chickpea that’s always sleeping? A “hummus-snoozer.”

How do you know if a chickpea is a vegetarian? It only eats hummus.

Why did the chickpea go to the park? It wanted to play hummus ball.

Why did the chickpea break up with its girlfriend? She was too saucy.

How do you make a chickpea sing? You give it a microphone and a hummus beat.

What did the chickpea say to the bell pepper? “Hey, bell pepper, how’s it ringin’?”

What do you call a chickpea that’s been to outer space? A “hummus-naut.”

Why did the chickpea go to the beach? It wanted to soak up some hummus.

What do you call a chickpea that’s always happy? A “hummus-bean.”

What did the chickpea say to the zucchini? “Hey, zucchini, how’s it squashin’?”

How do chickpeas apologize? They say “Falafel-ize me!”

Why did the chickpea go to the dentist? It had a “hummus-cavity.”

How do you make a chickpea feel adventurous? You take it on a hummus-filled trip.

Why did the chickpea go to school? It wanted to be a “hummus-schooler.”

What did the chickpea say to the mushroom? “Hey, mushroom, how’s it shroomin’?”

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