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Chickpea jokes in 2025

What did the chickpea say when it won the race? “Hummus-pectacular!”

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How do you make a chickpea dance? You play some hummus music.

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What did the chickpea say to the tomato? “Hey, to-mah-to, how’s it going?”

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Why did the chickpea become a superhero? It wanted to be a “hummus-avenger.”

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Why did the chickpea go on a diet? It wanted to be a chicky-pea.

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Why did the chickpea get a job at the zoo? It wanted to be a “hummus-eum guide.”

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What do you call a chickpea that’s always telling stories? A “hummus-teller.”

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Why did the chickpea go to the doctor? It had a bad case of “garbanzo-noma.”

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Why did the chickpea become a magician? It wanted to perform a “hummus trick.”

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Why did the chickpea cross the road? To get to the hummus side.

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What do you call a chickpea that’s always daydreaming? A “hummus-dreamer.”

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What do you call a chickpea that can play the guitar? A hummus-ician.

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What do you call a chickpea that’s always losing things? A “hummus finder.”

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Why did the chickpea go to the art museum? It wanted to see some hummus-inspired artwork.

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How do you know when a chickpea is lying? Its nose grows like a falafel.

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What do you call a chickpea that’s always sleeping? A “hummus-snoozer.”

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How do you know if a chickpea is a vegetarian? It only eats hummus.

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Why did the chickpea go to the park? It wanted to play hummus ball.

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