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Chickpea jokes in 2025

What do you call a chickpea that’s always complaining? A “hummus-grump.”

What did the chickpea say to the olive? “Hey, olive, how’s it oilin’?”

Why did the chickpea join the army? It wanted to be a “hummus-tler.”

How do you make a chickpea feel relaxed? You give it a hummus massage.

How do you make a chickpea laugh? You tickle its “chick-knee.”

What did the chickpea say to the onion? “Hey, onion, how’s it cryin’?”

Why did the chickpea go to the gym? It wanted to be a “hummus-cle-man.”

How do you make a chickpea feel loved? You give it a hummus kiss.

What did the chickpea say to the carrot? “Hey, carrot, how’s it crunchin’?”

Why did the chickpea become an astronaut? It wanted to explore hummus space.

What did the chickpea say when it won the race? “Hummus-pectacular!”

How do you make a chickpea dance? You play some hummus music.

What did the chickpea say to the tomato? “Hey, to-mah-to, how’s it going?”

Why did the chickpea become a superhero? It wanted to be a “hummus-avenger.”

Why did the chickpea go on a diet? It wanted to be a chicky-pea.

Why did the chickpea get a job at the zoo? It wanted to be a “hummus-eum guide.”

What do you call a chickpea that’s always telling stories? A “hummus-teller.”

Why did the chickpea go to the doctor? It had a bad case of “garbanzo-noma.”

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