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Chickpea jokes in 2025

How do you make a chickpea laugh? You tickle its “chick-knee.”

What did the chickpea say to the onion? “Hey, onion, how’s it cryin’?”

Why did the chickpea go to the gym? It wanted to be a “hummus-cle-man.”

How do you make a chickpea feel loved? You give it a hummus kiss.

What did the chickpea say to the carrot? “Hey, carrot, how’s it crunchin’?”

Why did the chickpea become an astronaut? It wanted to explore hummus space.

What did the chickpea say when it won the race? “Hummus-pectacular!”

How do you make a chickpea dance? You play some hummus music.

What did the chickpea say to the tomato? “Hey, to-mah-to, how’s it going?”

Why did the chickpea become a superhero? It wanted to be a “hummus-avenger.”

Why did the chickpea go on a diet? It wanted to be a chicky-pea.

Why did the chickpea get a job at the zoo? It wanted to be a “hummus-eum guide.”

What do you call a chickpea that’s always telling stories? A “hummus-teller.”

Why did the chickpea go to the doctor? It had a bad case of “garbanzo-noma.”

Why did the chickpea become a magician? It wanted to perform a “hummus trick.”

Why did the chickpea cross the road? To get to the hummus side.

What do you call a chickpea that’s always daydreaming? A “hummus-dreamer.”

What do you call a chickpea that can play the guitar? A hummus-ician.

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