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Chicken jokes 🐔 in 2025

Where are chicks born?
-In Chick-cago.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
-Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
-A chicken tender

Why did the bear cross the road?
-To eat the dead chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
– Because the referee called foul!

Why did the rooster cross the road?
– Because he wasn’t a chicken

Why did the frog cross the road?
– He was following the chicken!

A friend asked me, “How do you raise chickens?”
– I answered, “Just try and wing it.”

Why did the chicken join the band?
– Because he had the drumsticks!

Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
– To save the world.

He asked the farmer, “what’s up with these chickens?”
-The farmer said, “Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I’m going to be a millionaire.”

why did the chicken cross the road?
-the chicken next to him farted.

Q. Why did the robot cross the road?
– Because the chicken was out of order!

Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
-Because it might crack up!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
– Drumsticks for everyone!

Why do chickens hate it in winter?
They feel cooped up.

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
-10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

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