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Chicken jokes 🐔 in 2025

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

What day do chickens hate the most?
-Fry-day.

Why did the egg hide?
– Because she was a little chicken!

Why did the chicken run across the road?
– Because she wanted to get to the other side faster..

What does an evil hen lay?
– Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

Why did the elephant cross the road?
-Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
– Because KFC was on the other side.

What do you call it when a chicken lays an egg on the roof of a barn?
-An egg roll

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Because she was getting tired of just standing there

Why did the chicken cross the park?
– The second sperm responds, To get to the other slide.

You take care of chickens.
– Does that make you a chicken tender?

What’s the difference between a grape and a chicken?
-They’re both purple, except the chicken!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
-Because it was the chicken’s day off!

Why did the duck cross the road?
– Because it thought it was a chicken.

Why did the dog cross the road?
-Because he was chasing the chicken.

Why did the chicken sit on the middle of the road?
– She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
– She was already across the street.

If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
– He tied himself to the chicken.

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