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Chicken jokes 🐔 in 2025

What animal gets easily offended?
-The chicken; they always get roasted.

What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
-“Ouch!”

Why did the gum cross the road?
– It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
-Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!

Why do chickens not like bossy roosters?
-Because they ruffle everyone’s feathers.

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway

What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
-Ham and eggs!

How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
-In a shopping bag.

What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?
– An egg!

Why did the chicken commit suicide?
-To get to the other side.

Why did the elephant cross the road?
-Because the chicken retired!

What do chickens grow on?
-Eggplants.

Why did the baby chick cross the road?
– It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
-He wanted to pat the chicken.

What did the chicken say to her friend when they crossed the road?
-I was expecting so much more.

What is the most musical part of a chicken 🐔?
-The drumstick 🍗.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
-He wanted to impress the chicks!

Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
-He wanted to impress the chicks!

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