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Chicken jokes 🐔 in 2025

Why did the baby chick cross the road?
– It was take-your-child-to-work day.

Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
-He wanted to pat the chicken.

What did the chicken say to her friend when they crossed the road?
-I was expecting so much more.

What is the most musical part of a chicken 🐔?
-The drumstick 🍗.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
-He wanted to impress the chicks!

Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
-He wanted to impress the chicks!

We just got a new chicken-proof lawn,
-it’s impeccable.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

What day do chickens hate the most?
-Fry-day.

Why did the egg hide?
– Because she was a little chicken!

Why did the chicken run across the road?
– Because she wanted to get to the other side faster..

What does an evil hen lay?
– Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

Why did the elephant cross the road?
-Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
– Because KFC was on the other side.

What do you call it when a chicken lays an egg on the roof of a barn?
-An egg roll

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Because she was getting tired of just standing there

Why did the chicken cross the park?
– The second sperm responds, To get to the other slide.

You take care of chickens.
– Does that make you a chicken tender?

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