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Chicken jokes 🐔 in 2025

Why did the elephant cross the road?
-Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
– Because KFC was on the other side.

What do you call it when a chicken lays an egg on the roof of a barn?
-An egg roll

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Because she was getting tired of just standing there

Why did the chicken cross the park?
– The second sperm responds, To get to the other slide.

You take care of chickens.
– Does that make you a chicken tender?

What’s the difference between a grape and a chicken?
-They’re both purple, except the chicken!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
-Because it was the chicken’s day off!

Why did the duck cross the road?
– Because it thought it was a chicken.

Why did the dog cross the road?
-Because he was chasing the chicken.

Why did the chicken sit on the middle of the road?
– She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
– She was already across the street.

If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
– He tied himself to the chicken.

Why don’t chickens tell jokes to their eggs?
– Because it might crack them up.

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
– When he asked who the best composer was they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road?
– Because she was chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
– To get to the other slide.

Did you hear about the chicken that only lays eggs in summer?
– It’s because she wasn’t a spring chicken.

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