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Chicken jokes 🐔 in 2024

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
– Drumsticks for everyone!

Why do chickens hate it in winter?
They feel cooped up.

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
-10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

What day do chickens hate most?
– Fry-days!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
-To get to the other tide.

What do you call a scary chicken?
-A poultrygeist

What animal gets easily offended?
-The chicken; they always get roasted.

What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
-“Ouch!”

Why did the gum cross the road?
– It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
-Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!

Why do chickens not like bossy roosters?
-Because they ruffle everyone’s feathers.

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway

What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
-Ham and eggs!

How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
-In a shopping bag.

What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?
– An egg!

Why did the chicken commit suicide?
-To get to the other side.

Why did the elephant cross the road?
-Because the chicken retired!

What do chickens grow on?
-Eggplants.

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