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Chicken jokes 🐔 in 2025

What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
-Ham and eggs!

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How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
-In a shopping bag.

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What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?
– An egg!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide?
-To get to the other side.

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Why did the elephant cross the road?
-Because the chicken retired!

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What do chickens grow on?
-Eggplants.

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Why did the baby chick cross the road?
– It was take-your-child-to-work day.

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Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
-He wanted to pat the chicken.

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What did the chicken say to her friend when they crossed the road?
-I was expecting so much more.

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What is the most musical part of a chicken 🐔?
-The drumstick 🍗.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?
-He wanted to impress the chicks!

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Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
-He wanted to impress the chicks!

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We just got a new chicken-proof lawn,
-it’s impeccable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
– Because her boyfriend was on the other side.

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What day do chickens hate the most?
-Fry-day.

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Why did the egg hide?
– Because she was a little chicken!

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Why did the chicken run across the road?
– Because she wanted to get to the other side faster..

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What does an evil hen lay?
– Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

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