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Chicken jokes 🐔 in 2025

Did you hear about the chicken that only lays eggs in summer?
– It’s because she wasn’t a spring chicken.

Why do hens lay eggs?
– Because if they dropped them they’d break!

What did the rooster say to the chicken?
– You are impeck-able

Knock Knock! Who’s there?
– King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
-To prove that he wasn’t chicken!

What kind of chickens lay golden eggs?
– Golden Chicks!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– To get to the other side.

How do you keep a chicken in suspense?
– I’ll tell you later.

What is the name of a chicken with lettuce stuck in its eye?
– Chicken Sees-A-Salad

Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
-The outside.

Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
-She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.

Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
-She was no spring chicken.

How did the Dead baby cross the road?
-It was strapped to the chicken.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
-The chicken was sick.

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
– The butcher was on the other side.

Why did the monkey cross the road?
-Because the chicken retired.

Why did the fox cross the road?.
– To look for the chicken.

Did you hear about the chicken police investigating a stolen egg from the coop?
– They suspect fowl play.

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