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Chicken jokes 🐔 in 2025

Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
– To save the world.

He asked the farmer, “what’s up with these chickens?”
-The farmer said, “Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I’m going to be a millionaire.”

why did the chicken cross the road?
-the chicken next to him farted.

Q. Why did the robot cross the road?
– Because the chicken was out of order!

Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
-Because it might crack up!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
– Drumsticks for everyone!

Why do chickens hate it in winter?
They feel cooped up.

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
-10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

What day do chickens hate most?
– Fry-days!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
-To get to the other tide.

What do you call a scary chicken?
-A poultrygeist

What animal gets easily offended?
-The chicken; they always get roasted.

What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
-“Ouch!”

Why did the gum cross the road?
– It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
-Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!

Why do chickens not like bossy roosters?
-Because they ruffle everyone’s feathers.

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway

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