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Chevy jokes in 2024

What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, “I’ll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy”?
– Sounds like a fair trade.

Tom Brady originally offered that Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll…
…however, Carroll said “I’ll pass.”

What’s the difference between OJ Simpson and Caddyshack?
– One had a Bronco pursuit and the other had Chevy Chase.

How can they improve the new Chevy truck?
– Put a Ford engine in it.

Chevy, built like a rock, and runs like one too.

They keep your hands warm when you pushing it home.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?
– A Corps vet in a Corvette.

Why Pokemon Go a lifesaver?
– Because it gives Chevy owners something to do while they walk home.

The last girl I dated was like a loan on the All-New 2020 Silverado during Chevy Truck Month
– She made herself available for a limited time only, then had 0% interest for 12 months.

When people ask if you have a Ford or Chevy?
– I just dodge that question

What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
– A miracle?

How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
– Turn the engine off.

How do you make a Chevy Malibu float?
– Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu

What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
– Chevy Maliboos.

I could never keep a Chevy under me; I was always under the Chevy.

Did you hear that you get a new dog with every Dodge purchase?

What does Ford stand for?
– Found On Road Dead
– My step dad is a super Chevy guy and told me this when I was young, drop your best Chevy/Ford jokes

What do you call Chevy passengers?
– Shock absorbers.

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