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Chevy jokes in 2025

Whats the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon?
– A tampon comes with its own tow rope

Want to hear a car joke?
– Chevy Sonic.

When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy
– Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?

Did you hear about the Russian man who got turned into a chevy?
– They call him Vlad the Impala

Whats the difference between a Chevy and a shopping cart?
– A shopping cart is easier to push.

How can they improve the new Chevy truck?
– Put a Ford engine in it

My girlfriend said she’s break up with me if I didn’t stop being a casanova.
– Apparently she doesn’t like that I live in my Chevy.

Did you hear about the Russian man who got turned into a chevy?
– They call him Vlad the Impala.

Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers?
– To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys.

I’ve been having trouble meeting girls, so I asked my dad for some advice. He said that if I wanted to break the ice, the next time I go out, I should use this pickup line…
– “Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Ram, Toyota Tundra, Nissan Titan, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline…”

How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
– Turn the engine off.

Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers
– To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys

Why don’t Chevy’s sustain much damage in front end collisions?
– The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Why don’t veterans like Chevy?
– Because they’re “like Iraq”

A guy walks into an auto parts store and says “I need a gas cap for m Chevy.”
– The guy behind the counter thinks for a second and says “OK, that sounds like a fair trade.”

Why did GM put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?
– To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop

From the past 10 years, about 95% of Chevy trucks are still on the
road. The rest made it home.

Did you hear that they discontinued production on the upcoming Chevy Diode?
– They found it had trouble going in reverse

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